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Type their texts before the ghosts vanish forever.
stereotypesMario Kart, but everyone's already moving in. Second-date circuit.
stereotypesPour bottomless mimosas without spilling. Tip your queer waiter.
partyTime the bench press. Skip leg day at your peril.
stereotypesForage mushrooms with your forest girlfriend. No urgency, ever.
stereotypesPick the right thing to say in a fight. Spoiler: there isn't one.
dramaHit the beats, sissy that walk. Don't fall in your heels.
quickSpeed-reply on three apps at once. Don't cross the streams.
datingPull cards to read your match. The Tower means run.
dramaNO GAMES IN THIS AISLE YET
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